A Few Questions

Why come I can’t wait to see my sister’s newest son Asar Nasir? He was born 440am this morning; 7lbs 12.8oz 19". Her current vagina status is busted & stitched up like a circumcised Nigerian girl.

Why come all of Jonny Depp’s movies are the shit? I just watched the “9th Gate”.

Why come I’m addicted to Twitter. It’s really affecting my blogging?

Why come I’m happy as hell that I passed my last accounting test with an 80% & quiz with a 100%. One more test & 2 more quizzes & I am out that bitch?

Why come I’m geeked that I sold a piece of art at the American Society of Media Photographers “object Art show” benefiting AIDS last Friday? The theme was apples & I sold “A Stranger’s Apple"

Why come my Obama love fest is so over but his campaign keeps emailing me for donations?

Why come CNN is all over Sarah Palin like white on rice asking that Bitch if she is gonna run in 2012. She needs to do a whole lot of reading before we can ask her shit like that.

Why come 70% of voting Negroes in CA voted against Prop 8? And how did the Mormons get so rich to come up with 20 something million to support the ban on gay marriage?

Why come radio host Joe Madison is the shit?

Why come Beyonce wants to portray Wonder Woman on the silver screen? Am I the only person in the world that thinks she should be limited to starring in her own videos?

Why come I can’t stop listening to George Dukes “I want You For Myself”? Disco Jazz is a genre that needs a comeback!

Why come I recently saw a friend’s husband out with another woman the other night & he totally looked busted? And why come I feel like I cannot say shit about it to my friend although she knows that I know that he’s hoeish anyway?

Why come Negroes @ the gym be working out with doo rags & headscarves on? Why not sacrifice your waves & perms so that you do not look ghetto as hell in front of mixed company?

Why come the staff at my senators office acted clueless today when I called to get tickets to the inauguration. I am officially on the waiting list in 4 congressional offices and yes I even called Kwame’s wig wearing momma for some tix.

Why come in 1½ hours, I will be watching the early release of "Quantum of Solace". Not gettin my usual large mixed icee & medium popcorn though. We I might get the icee.

Obama Cola

It’s been a week & it the shit is real! Obama is the HNIC in waiting. 

While I’m over my Obama love fest, I’m still excited about the possibilities.

With the election over the cable news has been wack, boring & my early evening TV watching is giving me a headache.

I am sick of hearing about Obama being the 1st Black this, the 1st Black that. OK we know, we know. So what’s next?

Are You One of the Lost?

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Like Whoa!

OMG, OMG, I can’t breath! OMG, OMG, I can’t breath!

I’m crying

OMG, OMG, I can’t breath! OMG, OMG, I can’t breath!
OMG, OMG, I can’t breath! OMG, OMG, I can’t breath!

I’m fucking crying

OMG, OMG, I can’t breath! OMG, OMG, I can’t breath!
OMG, OMG, I can’t breath! OMG, OMG, I can’t breath!
OMG, OMG, I can’t breath! OMG, OMG, I can’t breath!

I’m fucking crying, and I cannot believe it.

OMG, OMG, I can’t breath! OMG, OMG, I can’t breath!
OMG, OMG, I can’t breath! OMG, OMG, I can’t breath!
OMG, OMG, I can’t breath! OMG, OMG, I can’t breath!
OMG, OMG, I can’t breath! OMG, OMG, I can’t breath!

Shit, goddam mutha, fucka, I’m crying & my new president is a Negro, just like me!!!

OMMFG, for the first time in my adult lifetime, I'm proud of my country!

Check out my election day slide show, which is in reverse chronological order just because.

Black is the new President, Bitch!

Election Day Mini Updates

Just got back from the Barack Obama campaign office not to long ago, what an exciting place to be. If you have been volunteering, you know what I mean.

Headed back later tonight for the watch party and some good free eating.

I’ve been twittering all day about my experience & reading the experiences of others & it has been great. Here are a few interesting things I learned from my twitter friends today.

• "Ten Reasons Why You Should Ignore Exit Polls" - http://tinyurl.com/6z3y25
• Voters in NYC and Seattle can get a free coffee, and a free sex toy LOL http://tinyurl.com/6rlmnw
• Word on the street in Mississippi - free chicken biscuits @ chik-fil-a for those who voted!
• People who can suck it tonight... Ann Coulter, Joe the Plumber, Fox News, Bill O'Reilly, Palin (and her smug "you betcha" attitude)...
• I hope to never hear "Joe the Plumber" again after today. I would also say "Sarah Palin", but I think that might be asking for too much
• Is it too early for Christmas music? I'm thinking no. Let's hope we get an early Christmas present with a new president elect named Obama.
• Those who are leaving because Obama is our next president better start packing their bags.
• Dixville Notch Polls closed. 15 for Obama 6 for McCain First time since in 1968 voting for Hubert Humphrey that they have gone Democrat
• Barackin' the vote on the east coast. Happy Obama Day!
• What has your election day been like? Will you be glued to the tv tonight though the morning???

As you know, my camera was in hand recording my environment & it is all good, so stay tuned for photos.

I Voted Boo

I got to my polling location this morning around 7am & that bitch was off the hook with the line wrapped around the building.

I took Olivia with me & promised her breakfast if we gout out by 8 but from the looks of the line, a rain check was in order.

We stood in line for 20 minutes before someone came out & said “if you live in district 18, there is no waiting inside”. I was overjoyed to hear that news because I’m a district 18er. I told my new District 17 friends in line that I would see them later, then Olivia & I were on our way to the right line, which was a fraction of the size.

20 minutes later, my ballot was complete, I got my I voted sticker & we were headed to Coney Island for breakfast before I dropped Olivia off at school.

As we left the building, I saw the people I met in line only a few feet from were I left them & told them that they needed to move to my hood.

Soon, I’ll be heading out to the Obama campaign office to work for a while to help get out the vote.

I tell you, I am on such a natural high right now & I hope the feeling lasts for a while!!!

Wazzzzzzzzzz Up!

I spotted this on the "Two Buppie Chicks" blog last week. Yes, I am way late but I wanted to share it here. If you are old as me, you will remeber these guys from a few years ago.

At the Campaign Office

No, these are not my shoes but this is me making calls for the Barack Obama campaign today. I called about 160 people, ran across 2 McCain supporters, 3 Obama supporters & the rest were disconnected or did not answer.

I am taking Tuesday off to vote & work in the office during the day & hang out there in the evening the volunteer watch party. 

I am also off on Wednesday so that I can get some rest, prepare for my test Wednesday evening & get my mind right if the election is not looking the way that I want it to. But as you know, I want things to go right so that I can say that Barack O-mutha-fuckin'-bama is the official HNIC & POTUS!!!

Before Dinner Thoughts

As I sit & type this post, I am listening to Barack Obama speak in Orlando, FL. But that is not what I want to discuss. Before Barack came out, Hillary Clinton introduced him with such enthusiasm. She was charismatic, eloquent & energetic.

As I listened her indictment of McCain/Palin & the obvious failures of the Republican party, all I could say to myself is wow, she is really sending a great message. Now I am questioning myself & feel like she really should have been Barack's choice for VP.

It's too late now & what has been done has been done. I'm just sayin'.

HNIC 2008

When I heard that Colin Powell was going to be on “Meet The Press” with Tom Brokaw this Sunday morning, I knew I would spend my Sunday watching all of the news networks to get the reaction on both sides of the political fence.

Well, my plan was almost ruined because I overslept so I missed a few minutes of Colin’s interview with Tom (luckily Youtube has everything). I am so happy that I heard him say:

"And I come to the conclusion that because of his ability to inspire, because of the inclusive nature of his campaign, because he is reaching out all across America, because of who he is and his rhetorical abilities – and we have to take that into account – as well as his substance – he has both style and substance – he has met the standard of being a successful president, being an exceptional president.

I think he is a transformational figure. He is a new generation coming into the ... onto the world stage and on the American stage and for that reason, I'll be voting for Senator Barack Obama."

As Colin spoke, my ass was clinched the tightest it has even been ever. Even tighter than when I had run to the restroom at work the other day when I was suffering from an episode of explosive diarrhea!

After Colin made his definitive statement; Suite Suzy & I shouted out YES, high fived & kissed (morning breath and all) with so much excitement.

After our mini morning celebration, I asked Suite Suzy for some cheesy grits & eggs. She was like hell no, I have a headache. Then she rolled back over & fell asleep.

With two weeks left, the presidential race is far from over & we must not relax thinking that Barack has it in the bag because he does not. We must encourage our friends & family to get off their asses to go to the poll in 2 weeks.

This race has been so hot over the last several months but that was just the tip of the iceberg. This shit is really about to jump the fuck off, just wait & see!

Anyway, if you missed “Meet The Press” this morning & want more than a sound bite of what Colin said, click here.

Debatable

Last night, I left class early so that I could catch the elimination round on America’s Next Top Model only to find out that they were not showing a new episode this week. That kinda made me made.

So since I had an extra 15 minutes of TV time, I decided to hit CNN to catch their pre debate coverage as I debated on if I was going to watch the debate or the season finale of Project Runway.

Well I decided to watch the debate instead & I made the wrong decision! After I caught the rerun of Project Runway, it was clear that it was so much more entertaining than the presidential debate. I was disappointed that Korto did not win but I was very happy for Leanne. Both ladies were my favorite personalities throughout the competition.

Anyway, here are my comments/thoughts, & questions on the final debate.

• The word "fundamental" was said four times.
• The word "angry" was said five times.
• The "maverick" was never said.
• The name "Joe the Plumber" was said 26 time.
  
• The words "shut the fuck up bitch" should have been used at least six times.
  

- on the Mummy's opening: Fuck Nancy Reagan; plus I thought she was dead anyway. I guess it was her senile husband I was thinking of.

- Being compared to a racist must really hurts John McCain feelings but if his actions/inactions lend to the argument, why argue because it is what it is! And I’m so confused as to why The Mummy expects Barack to repudiate John Lewis’ call out. I am happy that Barack did bitch up on the subject.

And John McCain keeps saying that people at Barack’s rallies shout things similar to terrorist, kill him etc directed toward McCain, which is striking me as another one of his lies. And if it is true, why has it not been covered in the media? Could it be that it is only in The Mummy’s mind???

“I do not regret what I said…” “…Maybe it could have been said in a different way, because it was not suggesting that John McCain or Sarah Palin was closely related any way to the actions of Governor Wallace.”

“It was all about what I call toxic speech — statements an audience that can unleash bitterness and hatred. And I don’t need anyone to lecture me about my feelings, or what I have observed for more than 50 years.” U.S. Rep. John Lewis 10/15/2008

- Fuck Joe the plumber, he’s voting for McCain anyway. He obviously does not have his finances together to start his own business. As a plumber he should have been making big bank, which could have been used to start that business years ago,

I can see now that “Joe the plumber” being used in the next few election cycles. It will be yet another description for white male voters.

- Why come McCain had not flag pen & Barack did? Someone please tell me!!!

- John McCain, mainstream America likes abortion & it is obvious. How many people do you know that went down to the clinic??? Personally, I am against abortion but to me it is a women’s rights issue & they need to be able to choose what’s best. The argument gets a little sticky when the father is not part of the decision though.

McCain stated that he supports adoption and wants to make it easier. Will he allow gays more options to adopt the unaborted babies that he loves so damn much…

My final assessment on the abortion discussion is that John McCain is no friend to the uterus. If you are a woman & do not want a government run reproductive system, the choice for president is clear.

Tafari factoid: One of my favorite movies on the subject of abortion is “Citizen Ruth”. If you have not seen it, please check it out, it is funny as hell & it proves that Jesus freaks are for hell.

- I am happy that Barack put aside any doubt on whom he associates with & got excited when he flipped it on The Mummy in terms of who IS influencing him.

As far as the ACORN issue, I think he go caught out there. According to CNN.com’s fact check, Obama's legal work was his only professional tie to the group, but he also spoke at volunteer training sessions and his campaign had a contract with a group that worked with ACORN. And this is not including the 800k that his campaign handed ACORN. I wonder how this will play out

Overall, this was the best debate of the three & I have to hand it to McCain for bringing his A game for at least the beginning. He later lost any cool he had & converted right back to an angry white man with bad teeth.

Barack again was poised, descriptive in his vision, on message & speaking to the topics that mattered to people in my socioeconomic demographic.

In nineteen more days, the real drama will begin!

A Few Questions

It's been a minute but I am back in the house with shit that I must know.  Talk to me people!

• Why come John McCain’s townhall meetings/rallies seem like KKK planning meetings short of a burning cross? They have been off the hook & I was floored yesterday when I saw that Black man about to explode with disgust for Obama (don’t you just love a passionate token).
• Why come no one knows what that big jowly ass growth on John McCain’s face is. That shit looks so nasty, coupled with those yellow barracuda teeth he is a hot busted mess by the head.
• Why come I am so geeked that I currently have an A in my accounting class? If I keep my shit together, things will be looking good at the end of the semester.
• Why come, I am made as hell because I “lost” two of my most recent “Photoshop User” magazines?
• Why come I just got my renewed passport in the mail today & so turned off by my photo. It is almost as bad as my last one.
• Why come Luther Vandross’s song “Don't Want To Be A Fool” is like one of the best songs ever? I am actually listening to it as I type this why come. I will never forget when he performed it at the 1992 Grammys. He was skinny then & sharp as hell with some shiny blazer on, the s-curl was tight & extra wet looking, then he had sexy Lisa Fischer on background vocals with some other chick. I recalled shouting to the TV, “hurt Lutha! hurt em’!” BTW, Whatever happened to Lisa Fischer???
• Why come Negroes love them some pimps but hates hoes? You cannot have one without the other right?
• Why come I plan on going to see “Saw V” and any other cheesy scary B movie that drops this month?
• Why come I have not been to the gym since June & I feel like my man tits are bigger than ever?
• Why come I hate R Kelly like I hate vomit coming out of my nose but refuse to delete any of his music that came out before “Step In The Name of Love”? I just don’t think I can have a world where “Half On A Baby” was not in my music library. Anything (well most) released after he got brought up on charges makes me think pedophile.
• Why come this fool emailed me asking if they can use a photo of one of my children for a book for free? I was like no; you can get a license for use for 175.00 & she said hell no. I was like why come you think you can get paid using my shit & that would be ok with me?
• Why come I went for an eye exam today, had minor vision changes & had to drop 287 goddam dollars for new lenses? I told Suite Suzy how much they cost & she almost slapped the taste out of my mouth. She said I should have shopped around. Now I am looking like boo boo the broke fool.
• Why come Forrest Whitaker has a damn Oscar but some bitch ass white Hollywood elite thinks he is too ugly & unbankable to star as part of an ensemble cast in “Winged Creatures”. Yeah, we all know that Forrest is ugly as hell and brings memories of the “Gooch” but he is bad as hell at what he does. I don’t’ care how he looks I will see him in anything because he’s a master at his craft.
• Why come, I have not done one of these posts in weeks but really wanted to?
  

Take A Bite Bitch

I wanted to write something witty about apples, but as of 3 hours ago, I am not giving a fuck about apples because the art drama is over & I got my shit back tonight! I am so relieved that there was no drama & my twenty-mutha-fuckin’-dollars were enclosed! And best of all, I do not have to deal with that damned 36th district civil court!!!

In other good news, The Yellow Toothed Mummy got his ass clobbered by "That One" in the debate last night. This 2nd debate was so much juicier than the last one big time.

I am dying to see who The Mummy is going to try to spin his defeat last night. And what will his pussy puppet say now?

That republican ticket is the most desperate & pathetic thing I have ever seen. Will they start talking about his white momma next???

On a so/so news level, the “House Wives of Atlanta” started tonight on Bravo & it is a hot ghetto mess. Just when I thought the “House Wives” franchise could get no worse, it did. The wives are all so common & seem to not have come from shit, then blew up. I guess this is typical when you are dealing with people from the hood that grew up eating their cornflakes with water.

Speaking of not having milk, I don’t know what it is about NeNe but something special about her makes me thirsty for a tall glass of milk.

On a totally schizophrenic note & before I hit the sack, if you are into sexy new age jazz, love the piano I highly suggest checking out the Esbjörn Svensson Trio’s latest album “E.S.T Leucocyte”! It’s hot & great studio/office music. Also great when coupled with a 3 cocktail buzz on a Thursday night (I love Thursdays).

Back to apples kinda; If you hate apples, don't click here.

Can You Loan Me Twenty Dollars Till I Get My Check Next Week

Since the economic just passed, I just got pissed off. The bill is packed with bullshit & will not help anyone in my neighborhood from losing the house that they could not afford in the first damn place.

WHAT THE FUCK - Manufacturers of kids’ wooden arrows - $6 million. (I don’t give a fuck about Arrows)
WHAT THE FUCK - Puerto Rican and Virgin Islands rum producers - $192 million. (Well I really like rum)
WHAT THE FUCK - Wool research. – unknown millions. (Wool is OK, I guess)
WHAT THE FUCK - Auto-racing tracks - $128 million. (I don’t give a fuck about NASCAR)
WHAT THE FUCK - Corporations operating in American Samoa - $33 million. (I don’t give a fuck about American Samao)
WHAT THE FUCK - Small- to medium-budget film and television productions - $10 million. (How the fuck is this benefitting Black productions)
WHAT THE FUCK - Alaskan fisherman post 1989 Exxon Valdez - $223 million. (I don’t give a fuck about Alaskan fisherman, can’t they hunt moose instead?)

WHAT THE FUCK does this pork have to do with the banking, homeowners, my everyday etc…

I’m am so not feeling the fact that we as tax payers have to come out of the pocket because greedy, ignorant & broke as people got into homes that they could not afford. I say fuck em & let the chips fall. And do our congressional representatives really give a fuck about the people?

When my family purchased out homes, we got something we could afford & got a reasonable & traditional loan. Why could others not do this & take the bait of those trying to make a fast profit.

Sometimes when you lay with dog, you get fleas. Now we all have fleas & most of us acted responsibly.

With all this said, my Congressman John Dingell will be losing his current bid for the Michigan’s 15th district congressional seat. Senator Carl Levin, you just lost my vote for your next run. Debbie Stabenow, thanks for having the courage to vote no on this bullshit boo!

To those of you who support the bill, tell me how it is going to help Addie Polk. Please tell me!

What is you thinking?

Polytricks, Pussy & Pompadours

The debate has been over for an hour now & one thing remains clear, & that is Sarah Palin is skilled at not being able to answer a direct question to save her life. And I am now stading firm with my assertion that Palin is nothing more than a pussy puppet, last week, she only knew half of what she knew tonight, which is still very little. All the coaching was evident & sad.

I am not sure if I was watching something different than most conservative Repugnicans but she sounded like a bumbling mess most of the time. She fucked up peoples names (Obiden for instance), started talking about energy when it was not up for discussion etc. What a mess.

My biggest issues of the night while watching CNN was seeing how Gwen Ifill is in desperate need of a makeover like really bad. Gwen, I love you boo but your perm is busted.

Then I was also irked by Roland Martin’s lack of a hairline. Roland, brother to brother, I love you man & I know you have good hair but without a clear hairline, you are not representing. Cut all that shit off & rock it bald boo. Please do it & don’t ask any questions.

And lastly on a hair note; Soledad, I know you are a mixed chick & have good hair & all but you really need a hair cut BAD. You look weighted down by the head & that coupled with your annoying voice makes me think you smell like marshmallows. Please see a stylist that has the vested interest of making a sista look right.

OK, with all this said, I am 5 glasses of Chardonnay deep & will cut it here. I am interested in getting your feedback & perspective of what jumped off. The quests at my impromptu viewing party all felt that Palin looked dumb most of the time & thought it was so funny when Gwen switched to the topic of foreign affairs & the audience on set wailed.

What say you???

I Love Sarah

A great video to pass along to your best Jewish friends!

Your Senile is Showing

This needs to be played at the debate this coming Friday. The Mummy is so out of touch to the point that I almost feel sorry for his old senile ass.

Is McCain Palin's Biatch???

I thought this Pussy Puppet parody was funny as hell.

The Mummy/America's only famous POW & his Pussy Puppet must be stopped

A Few Political Tidbits

Pussy Puppet: When I was leaving class on Wednesday night, I was like let me hurry up & get home so that I can watch Sarah Palin give her speech, or should I say the speech that was given to her.

A few days before the speech, news outlets were talking about how the speech was already written but for a man & it had to be retooled so that Palin could deliver it.

I know that many higher ups in government have speech writers but I found her speech to be full of bullshit & now that we know more abut her, I think that we can expect nothing but gutter talk from John McCain’s Pussy Puppet over the next 61 days.

I am so tripping over the fact that:

• This woman has no passport & never been out of the country but is expected to have foreign relations on behalf of the country.
  
• This woman has went to 5 colleges in 6 years. WTF?????
  
• Half the people at the convention never heard of her before last Friday
  

Does this sound like someone who has it on the ball? Let me answer that one; Ummmm NO!

End of a Ghetto Regime: I guess everybody & they momma knows that I cannot stand convict Kwame Kilpatrick cuz & got 12 text messages from across the country, 6 emails, 3 phone calls & 2 blog comments asking what I thought. How funny is that???

As I watched the proceedings throughout the day, I was in a somewhat somber mood. Yes, I was so geeked to see that bitch KK going down finally but I was saddened for the city that I love to hate, the city that thought me so much, the city that made it ok for me to get robbed at gunpoint twice & the city where it is ok for kids in middle school to wear mink coats.

At one point yesterday, I actually started to feel sorry for him, his family & Christine Beatty, then I woke up & realized who I was feeling sorry for. How could I feel sorry for someone getting what they deserve for destroying so many lives. Fuck them all, FUCK EM’!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Detroit really has suffered a lot as a result of mismanagement over the years but I think the Kwame Kilpatrick regime has done the most damage in recent decades by casting a shadow of deceit & incompetence.

I would go point by point but it has been all over the internet so why waste keystrokes here.

Last night, he gave a speech & it was OK until he started blasting the governor Jennifer Granholm for doing her job based on the Detroit City Council’s request to get his fat ass out of office. His ending tone during his speech was smug & classic Kilpatrick arrogance just like harsh looking momma & that gutter butt philandering daddy of his.

I wonder if he uses himself as an example to teaching his kids that lying, cheating, stealing, pussy popping, & bullying are not ways to get ahead in the world.

I am not a fan of Rihanna music but this is a cut that I can get into.

Take a Bow: Kwame Kilpatrick Remix

I'm happy that it is all coming to an end & I know politics here will not go unnoticed in the national spotlight because Congressman John Conyers’ wife Monica Conyers is about to become the president of the Detroit City council.

It is going to be an interesting ride until the next local election.

Excited & Angry White People: Until watching some of the coverage at the RNC this week, I had never seen so many excited white people in one place since I went to my last Detroit Tigers baseball game.

Like many of you out there, I was bored as hell watching it but I guess I was not the intended audience either.

Most of the speeches given were about the war, Palin, elitist democrats, The Mummy’s war/POW record (how many times will this story be told?), religion, family values. I really could give less than a fuck about any of these issues. Talk to me about the economy, schools/higher ed, what happened on America’s Next Top Model and why Tyra chose a transsexual contestant, the housing market, jobs (Breaking news: 84,000 more jobs lost in August) etc. Talk to me about something that is going to make my life better, not something that divisive.

And what was with The Mummy’s speech last night? I listened to the entire thing & was like, why does it sound like one big non-substantive limerick? Is that his speaking style & why do his teeth look so yellow & bunched up?

His speech offered nothing new just like his administration will should American idiots but him in office.

The Secret Weapon

On my way to Chicago this past Friday, I got a call from Cousin Dee who informed me that John McCain aKa The Mummy had chosen his VP & it was a woman. After that bit of news, I was like shit, let me call you back so that I could tune into CNN on XM.

After I hung up, I tuned into the CNN coverage & it was hot news indeed. Like many others, I was shocked that he picked this woman Sarah Palin out of virtually nowhere then we found out that they had only met once, WTF.

I guess it can be summarized to the fact that The Mummy pulled out the white mans best & oldest weapon; the white woman ot she-devil if you are a fan of the “Undercover Brother” movie. It’s a clear case that The Mummy will stop at nothing to win votes.

This choice seems to be a cheap attempt to sway Hillary supporters & appeal to conservative/super conservative idiots who like to force their views on others. I wonder if it will work???

Here we are 4 days since the announcement of Palin as the Republican VP choice & the she is caught up in all kinds of scandal.

a) Her 17 year old daughter is pregnant & planning on marrying an 18 year boy (like that is going to last!!!). This means that her call for abstinence fell on deaf ears in her home. And her daughter has an obvious love for hot dick & nuts. I mean, let’s keep it real, if Palin were a Negro, she would be condemned as having a unwed daughter who is pregnant instead of being praised by right to life fanatics.

b) She is caught up in the firing of her former brother-in-law. This means that she is nosey as hell & needs to stay out of her sister’s business. And how is she going to handle an active investigation in an abuse of power case when trying to win the white house?

c) Her husband is a drunkard who caught a DUI case. This means that she was not smart enough to bury this shit deeper. I can only imagine how much he is drinking now with a young pregnant daughter & a special needs child whose sucking on a 44 year old titty.

d) She has a 5 month old baby with Down Syndrome. This mean that this child more than anyone needs their mother around, how is she going to handle that business when she is off creating wars & fucking up the country with The Mummy?

With all these points made, it is clear that this bitch is fucked up & by no means a Hillary Clinton replacement.

Lastly, how can anyone running a US state have so much of their business on Front Street & get selected to rule the world with a dictator in the making???

Isn't a Loser a Loser??? ::Updated::

After watching the “Democratic National Convention” coverage last night & a piece of Hillary’s speech I am still trying to figure out why people think Barack Obama owes Hillary & or Bill Clinton anything.

Why are people in the media still talking Hillary like she is still in the race. I mean it really seems like some people did not get the press release that Hillary lost the race & had no way in the world to win.

After her speech, CNN took to the audience to speak with Hillary supporters to get their reaction on what was said. I can’t remember the woman’s name who they talked to but she was brown skinned, had a bad hair piece, slightly rotund & she sounded like she could put a hurtin’ on a catfish sandwich. Hold up, thanks to my girl DCSaavy, I know now that the catfish sandwich eaters name is Ann Price-Mills of Texas.

The reporter simply asked her what she thought abut the speech & the woman (whose also a delegate) started doing all this wailing, crying & complaining that she just does not know anything about Obama. Then she said that she was still going to cast her delegate vote for Hillary Wednesday because that was what she was there for.

Then the reporter asked her what she was going to do in the fall in terms of voting. This is when she started acting like a damn fool with all that crying & sniffling. In between catching her breath, she was like, I am not voting for McCain but I, I, I, I just don’t know if I can vote for Obama.

Bill Clinton obviously does not like Hillary & is working for her to make himself look good, so what the fuck do you want from Obama.

To all those ardent Hillary Clinton Supports/PUMAS/Bill Clinton dick biters etc,

• A) Shut the fuck up & then pay attention even Hillary said “no way, no how, no McCain”
  
• B) Shut the fuck up & then consider what a vote for a Republican really means
  
• C) Shut the fuck up & then get a life
  
• D) Shut the fuck up & then come up with some real solutions for change
  
• E) Shut the fuck up & then if you fell like you “just don’t know anything about Barack”, go to his site & read up bitch
  
• F) Shut the fuck up & then start your own party, create your own platform & produce a candidate
  
• G) There is no G, just shut the fuck up

After Googling Anne Price-Mills' name, I found tons of blogs ripping her & her cohorts to shreds, much like I did her. Great minds think alike.

Lastly, she was all on the first woman being president thing & that is OK. But my thing is, you were Black before you were female. IMO being the first Black person to make it this far trumps all else. I'm just saying!!!

Text Me Boo

It was 3am when the text message from Barack Obama’s campaign went out to his supporters to announce his VP pick (Senator Joseph Biden). Unlike my wife, I did not get my text message & that upset me a bit. Typically I’m against text messaging but I did wanted this message to feel like I was part of the Obama movement.

Maybe I did not get the message because I did not sign up until Friday late afternoon & they had it ready to go but it really does not matter any more.

Here’s to not getting that important call at 3 in the damn morning.

On a related note, I was tuned into CNN XM today while they were broadcasting Barack’s announcement of his VP choice. During the speech, I was all in & a little hyped @ what he had to say about running mate.

Just as his announcement reached fever pitch, Barack fucked up by saying “So let me introduce you to the next President,”… (then quickly correcting himself with) “Vice President of the United States of America...”

When I heard that, my ass puckered because I knew the Republicans & their minions would be all over that.

I am looking forward to watching the Sunday political shows to see what they have to say.

On another related note, I am not all that thrilled with Biden as a running mate & it’s not because he has a large bald spot with a wind swept comb over.

The Perfect Break Up

If we were in China now for the luckiest day of the year 8/08/08, would luck have saved defendant Kilpatrick’s ass today?

Here we are on the first day of the Olympics, the middle of a PGA tournament hosted in the Detroit area & no one gives a mutha-fuck! The only thing on the minds of Detroiters is defendant Kilpatrick's dumb ass.

It was such a shame to see this story last night on CNN, MSNBC, NBC/CBS/ABC evening news. Let’s not even go there on the newspaper pot nationally & internationally where he made the front page. Shit, I think he got more press that Barack Obama!

So the mutha spent the night in jail in a green inmate suite last night, got released this morning on a 50k cash bond, has to be tethered & this was all before 10am. Just before 11 am, that nigga got hit with 2 more felony charges for attacking an officer. The two new counts can get him locked up for another 4 years if found guilty. On top of this, he got another bond set at 25k (he only has to produce 2.5k) at a 1pm jail house video arraignment.

I wonder what is on his damn mind after forking out 5250.00 to get out of jail this morning. His wife & kids are in Florida, his mamma has the worst wig in the city & yet he still smiles arrogantly portraying that I’m Kwame bitch façade.

It is past time for his ass to go but like I said, if he left it would not be because he decided to himself. The only way I see him leaving office is if he got …t and ….e. or the governor finally steps in and shuts him the fuck down.

Anyway, the break up of defendant Kilpatrick & the city of Detroit is coming & I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Like any good break up, the break up of defendant Kilpatrick & the city deserves a song & what could be more fitting than Anita Baker’s “No More Tears”?

Oh Shit! Stop the Presses!!!!

At 1134 am today, I was in a work meeting when my iPhone went crazy text messages, phones calls, emails & I was like what the fuck is going on. During a quick break, I read a text from Cousin Dee that read "Kwame is going to jail as we speak", I responded "OMFG"

she replied back "YES BOO", which made me shout out yes uncontrollably. My co-workers were like WTF.

I so could not wait to get up out of that damn meeting.

As soon as the meeting wrapped, I hot the door & called Baby (my sister), who had called me like 8 times while I was in the meeting. She was like where in the hell have you been & was like that nigga is in jail boo, he in jail, yalls boy is in jaillllllllllllllllllllllllllll. You know I was dying laughing to the point I peed on myself a little.

One thing about people without jobs is that they can keep up on all the gossip & news, which means she gave me an awesome blow by blow as only she could do. She reported that shit better than anyone could have.

You know I am so not into seeing brothas go down but in this case I am celebrating as soon as I get off. I am heading to "Super Liquor IV" to pick up some uncle rays Sweet BBQ chips & a bottle of Rangpur Tanqueray so that I can set it off while watching the news cause that shit is going to be hot tonight.

Wait, just talked to my mom & she said that they are doing a body cavity search on Kwame's big ass & he will be wearing the orange murder suite. She made some calls to her peeps & got the goods.My thing is, who wants to get up into all that big black ass?

I cannot wait until they post his most recent mugshot.

If you don't know what I am talking about here's a Google link boo!

I on the phone with Cousin Dee as I type & she she question "I wonder what 'that momma' thanks?" I countered by saying "she probably wants to take her wig off & go downtown to fuck judge Ronald Giles up!"

Only in Detroit!
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Update:

Baby just called & she let me know that the mugshot was online & he looks like a mutha fuckin' damn fool!

A Few Questions

More questions than answers leaves me fucked up but still I must ask.

• Why come Morgan Freeman was driving down a dark road with a jump off companion the other day, ain't he married. I think he was getting a little head & lost control, literally?
• Why come the "Housewives of Atlanta" is going to be a hot ghetto mess but I'm gonna watch?
• Why come the Windsor Ontario border agents look like inbreed hillbillies from Tennessee? And why do they search me every time I cross the border?
• Why come Mary Woodson threw grits on Al Green instead of oatmeal?
• Why come summer can't last until the end of Sept or at least until my birthday?
• Why come I farted in the bed the other day while sleeping with the covers over my head? It was one hot dutch oven!
• Why come we don't have flying cars like on the "Jetson's" like we are supposed to?
• Why come Olympic athletes continue to dope up? And why come they have not figured out that cheaters never win and have not learned from Marion Jones?
• Why come my momma hung up in my face today after she asked me to pray for her & I told her no? I said it nicely...
• Why come "You Know You Dead Azz Wrong" is my new most favoritest blog? Thx for putting me up on it Invisible Woman!
• Why come I found a whole decaying fish in my backyard yesterday?
• Why come Les Nubians ain't out with a new album yet?
• Why come people believe that the missing little precious white girl in FL is still alive? She's dead HELLO & her trifling ass momma did it!!!!!
• Why come I love watching Nancy Grace on CNN? I hate her voice, I hate her expressions but I love her drama & how she is not afraid to go there. I guess I just answered my own damn question.
• Why come I am mad as hell that Carolyn Cheeks-Kilpatrick won the Democratic 13 US congressional nomination & I don't live anywhere near the 14th district? And why come Detroit likes to keep these fools in office, do they not realize that Detroit is becoming a 3rd world country within the US?

The Obama Hustle

One thing I love about going out dancing in Detroit is Hustling, in your city, they may call it the Electric Slide or Stepping.

In Detroit, there are at least 100 various ways to Hustle. I can do about 6 & pretend to know an additional 5.

Anyway, when I saw this video on youtube after a friend sent it, I had to post it!

If they do this at the next party I go to, I will be sitting my ass down, there are way too many steps for me to keep up with. Maybe when I become a senior, I can get down like my peeps in the video.

Finally does being Black in America mean you have the ability to dance you ass off?

FUCK JESSE JACKSON!!!!!

Just thought I would say that out loud. He needs to shut the fuck up & mind his own damn business & take care of that bastard child he has running around. Maybe his wife should have cut his nuts off after the world found out that he likes to share them.

Why is he... Nevermind fuck it!

Time is Short But...

School Sucks - My blogging is sucking as of late because of time constraints, I am left to do updates, so bare with me for a few weeks as I struggle in this damn statistics class, which I am failing as we speak.

I took the first test this past Monday & got a 50% on that bitch. I am not giving up though! If I have to take it again, at least I will have a leg up. Stay tuned!!!

My New Whip - Last week before the trip to NYC, I picked up my new car & got rid of my gas guzzling SUV. I did not get the Prius like I wanted because of the jacked trade-in drama (poor me)! I winded up getting the Saturn Aura XE, which I liked from a far, I just wanted a hybrid. . I got a great deal on the car, 2000 cash incentive, GM discount & the have me 10k for my car (Toyota tried to give me 8k).

After riding high for the last 6 years, I’m getting used to riding lower but I keep bumping my head when I get in & out. The ride is very nice & super quite & ooooooooooooo, that new car smell is sexy enough to make me juice my draws.

Like most guys, I don’t like to read instruction manuals, which means that I am still figuring out shit. Today I saw that I had lumbar support & automatic seats, this discovery made me smile.

One thing that I’m really loving on the car is the XM radio that it came with. I discovered a really nice jazz station “Watercolors” & “The Move”, which is a nice house station. My kids are digging the Disney station but it gives me a headache.

I Love Getting Packages – Who says money cannot buy you friends? For 460 bucks, my new Nikkon 50mm f/1.2 lens will be my friend for life! He arrived straight from Japan just at just the right moment yesterday & we have been having some fun. This new friend will take some getting used to because he is a manual old school lens.

I meet this young guy in NYC last week and he had one on his camera & I asked to see it & he was like sure it I let him play with my 85mm f/1.8. We swapped for about 30 minutes & I knew I had to have a 50mm f/1.2 for myself. This lens is starting to get hard to find in the US especially new. Stayed tuned for some kick ass night shots taken with this bad boy.

Politricks – Yesterday, when I was walking out of my office, my cell rung & it was from some weird number but I still answered. It was a woman from the Obama campaign calling to tell me that they just opened up a campaign office in my area & she wanted to know if I would be interested in volunteering. Like a fool, I said yes, with excitement, like it was him asking me himself.

I go for the orientation next week, & I told her up front that I am not doing the door-to-door thing. Since I am all ready pimped out for time, I will be limiting myself to helping out to 2-3 times per month. Yes, I am caught up in an Obamafied state, but a brother has to watch his time budget.

Speaking of Obama, I ordered some campaign buttons 2 weeks ago & my shit better show up this week or I’m jumping the fuck off!

So today Ralph Nader put his foot in his “white speaking” mouth & said “… I haven't heard him have a strong crackdown on economic exploitation in the ghettos. Payday loans, predatory lending, asbestos, lead. What's keeping him from doing that? Is it because he wants to talk white? He doesn't want to appear like Jesse Jackson? We'll see all that play out in the next few months and if he gets elected afterwards..."

Honestly speaking, I feel what Nader is saying, he just said it sooooo very wrong. And from my recollection, he is right, I have not heard anything comprehensive from Obama on these issues, but I also have not heard them from Nader or McCain. Who ever becomes president will have to address issues in the Black community but he will also need to address the nation as a whole. I just know that we will put a lot of stock into Obama to help solve our collective needs but we need to also look at the big picture.

Moving on, last week, while at dinner with blogging buddies, I asked them if they thought Michelle Obama would rock some corn-rows up in the White House if Barack got elected. We all laughed but all said that she would. What do you think?

The question that is circling my mind this week is, if Barack was elected, would he apologize for slavery if the issue came back up from Civil Rights groups or if it was reintroduced in Congress. Actually, if I attend another town hall meeting & have the chance to ask the question, I will ask him myself. It’s not a deal breaker for me but I want to know what he thinks. I would also ask the same question to Turkey Neck McCain. Thoughts???

Other Bullshit News - Is the Supreme Court out of their fucking minds??? 1st, I think capital punishment needs to be in all states because some mutha fuckers just need to be killed for some of the shit that they do; point blank!!! Today, them Supreme Court fools stated that it is unconstitutional to issue the death penalty to anyone convicted of raping a child, assuming that the child is not merked.

What about the child being damaged for life physically & mentally???

If anything tried to lay a hand on one of my daughters, it will be a scene out of John Grisham’s novel “A Time to Kill” jumping off up in this bitch!

Will someone shut Don Imus the fuck up! I listened to his comment a few times over the last few days & his excuse is just not gelling. I think he needs to get dropped off on 29th & Broadway so