The Perfect Break Up

If we were in China now for the luckiest day of the year 8/08/08, would luck have saved defendant Kilpatrick’s ass today?

Here we are on the first day of the Olympics, the middle of a PGA tournament hosted in the Detroit area & no one gives a mutha-fuck! The only thing on the minds of Detroiters is defendant Kilpatrick's dumb ass.

It was such a shame to see this story last night on CNN, MSNBC, NBC/CBS/ABC evening news. Let’s not even go there on the newspaper pot nationally & internationally where he made the front page. Shit, I think he got more press that Barack Obama!

So the mutha spent the night in jail in a green inmate suite last night, got released this morning on a 50k cash bond, has to be tethered & this was all before 10am. Just before 11 am, that nigga got hit with 2 more felony charges for attacking an officer. The two new counts can get him locked up for another 4 years if found guilty. On top of this, he got another bond set at 25k (he only has to produce 2.5k) at a 1pm jail house video arraignment.

I wonder what is on his damn mind after forking out 5250.00 to get out of jail this morning. His wife & kids are in Florida, his mamma has the worst wig in the city & yet he still smiles arrogantly portraying that I’m Kwame bitch façade.

It is past time for his ass to go but like I said, if he left it would not be because he decided to himself. The only way I see him leaving office is if he got …t and ….e. or the governor finally steps in and shuts him the fuck down.

Anyway, the break up of defendant Kilpatrick & the city of Detroit is coming & I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Like any good break up, the break up of defendant Kilpatrick & the city deserves a song & what could be more fitting than Anita Baker’s “No More Tears”?

A Few Questions

I have a lot of ideas in my head that I need to write out but I seem to have writitus now & I found questions easier to spill out.  Indulge me if you will... 

• Why come “Lucy Pearl” broke up? I loved them so & need another release.
  
• What come Congress is apologizing for slavery & Jim Crow now & what does it really mean for those of us who are “Black in America”? And does the timing have anything to do with Barack Obama? And what about my damn reparation bitch?
  
• Why come my 30” High Definition Mac monitor is off the mutha fucking hook?
  
• Why come one in every two Negroes choose to have unsafe sex, which led to them getting HIV/AIDS? And can we make them get a tattoo on there forehead that says “you don’t want none of this” since they seem to not tell anyone? And finally why is this such big news now? And finally one mo gin', why can't people just masturbate instead of spreading the hot mess to others?
  
• Why did I get all sad when I learned that Estelle Getty died last week?
  
• Why come guys in the DC area wearing pixie pants aka bitch jeans aka skinny jeans?
  
• Why come I’m so fucking excited to be going to Toronto for a long lovers getaway this weekend?
  
• Why come John McCain is blaming high gas prices on Barack Obama?
  
• Why come Congresstrick Congresswoman Carolyn Cheeks-Kilpatrick give up her braids for those hideous wigs? IS it becuase she is trying to soften her image inthe midst of her stupid assed son's various Detroit scandals?
  
• Why come no one called me this morning and offered me the photographic opportunity of a lifetime.
  
• Why come the stall at work out of tissue yesterday & I did not realize until I was finished taking a major dump after some Taco Bell?
  
• Why come XM Radio took my station XM80 “the Move” off the air?  I’m pissed!!!
  
• Why come I get chills when I listen to Nina Simone’s “I Love You Porgy”?  
  
• Why come my kids insist that the know what ghetto means?
  

The Obama Hustle

One thing I love about going out dancing in Detroit is Hustling, in your city, they may call it the Electric Slide or Stepping.

In Detroit, there are at least 100 various ways to Hustle. I can do about 6 & pretend to know an additional 5.

Anyway, when I saw this video on youtube after a friend sent it, I had to post it!

If they do this at the next party I go to, I will be sitting my ass down, there are way too many steps for me to keep up with. Maybe when I become a senior, I can get down like my peeps in the video.

Finally does being Black in America mean you have the ability to dance you ass off?