Why You Wanna Make Me Go There V: Hot Dick & Nuts

I just love Alexyss Tylor & the way she breaks down the truth & strange fiction on her show. I find myself injecting tidbits of pussy power & hot dick & nuts in many conversations that I have just to trip people out & it usually sparks some wild conversation.

So this post is inspired by news that I got today from a friend of mine who admitted to me that she gave into hot dick and nuts in her office during work hours.

I was so shocked by this admission that I was almost numb. 1st never fuck n the job & especially during business hours. 2nd never fuck someone who is married no matter what state their marriage is in. And 3rd, never fuck anyone without a condom a) cuz you should not be producing babies with a jump off, b) cuz if you are fucking in the office what are you going to do with all that jizz & c) do you want a fucking disease!

If you are the person that I am talking about (you know who are boo), I know I said that I would tell no one & honestly I have not. I eliminated names & the more intense details of you having your pussy power fail.

Are you ready for some hot dick & nuts, well I got the goods (by way of links).

If you think a dirty dick is a good & safe dick, click here to validate your feelings click here.

Fellas, if you have been living with an average sized dick & wish you could confront it to demand more, this may be something you can do.

Those who say that size does not matter either has a average to small dick or is with someone who is lacking. This video says it all.

I have no shame in admitting that a former girlfriend burned me in my late teens & use the story when I talk young men in terms of safe sex. With this said, this story takes getting burned to a whole new level.

If you have 512.50 US cash burning a hole in your pocket, click here to spend it on something worth while (a little off topic).

Why You Wanna Make Me Go There IV

It’s hot as mutha fuckin' hell this week in MI so to beat the heat so far, I have been sitting on my ass in the living room under a air vent to keep cool. While my body is cool, my lap is burning up because my laptop is acting like it is on fire.

Well I guess if I gave a break from surfing the net, it would have time to cool. So I guess now would be a god time to cut this bitch off for a much needed rest period but before I do here are some links that got my precious laptop burning up.

You do not have to be a gardener to sow seeds. Click here to find out how a few little boys saved many is some of the worst conditions ever.

If you like to enjoy hot tubbing with friends, this video may change you mind & you may never trust those bubbles again. Click here to get the skinny.

If you are a Negro in the UK (or elsewhere in the Diaspora) who loves African beauty & great web design, click here.

If you ever considered becoming a bus driven Kenya, the recent gang violence there may forever change your mind on this career option. Click here to find out what’s with Kenya’s most infamous gang; the Mungiki or here to get NPR’s perspective.

I’m actually happy that summer is drawing to a close because it means that I should be seeing fewer flip-flops (I HATE THEM) & fewer Crocs (I HATE THEM JUST AS MUCH). No matter how these styles of shoe is dressed up or down, I still hate them & think they should be banned from public spaces. If you are with me, then click here to see a site dedicated to this cause. (Thanks Trish (Incoherent~ish) for hipping me to this)

Why You Wanna Make Me Go There III

I swear to you that I am not trying to reinvent the when posting links to interesting topics like so many blogs do. Over the last few weeks, I have find it quite fun to do a weird lead in to a story that made me think, laugh or trip the hell out. I have also enjoyed your comments & often found myself laughing hysterically in my office making people near by wonder what the fuck is so damn funny.

So anyway…

If you like BBQ but are tuned off by sexual deviants then click here. (thx for the link Suite Suzy)

If you think that Black pussy can be mastered by good or bad Black dick then click here. (warning if you are afraid of terms such as dick or pussy or all up in that ass, do not click!!!)

If you ever wished all lawyers could get their ass beat for one reason or another then click here to read about an ass beating with a fucked up twist that went way wrong.

If you visit my blog via a highspeed internet & think Negroes who dial up need to stay out of TJ Max, the Korean beauty supply & the local Applebees so that they can upgrade their internet service then click here.

If you saw the Black Love proposal a little over a week ago linked here & love the visual tale then click here for the real deal. (if you mnissed it, the slideshow will be back up soon. It was taken down because it got over like 1 million hits & the webhost could not handle the traffic.)

Why You Wanna Make Me Go There II

If you are a love junky or need assured the love does exist then click here. (possible tear jerker)

If you are fascinated with life in the Diaspora & want to know about life & times of Negroes in Latin America click here (a very GOOD read)

If you want more kids to read, then you will be inspired by this production, click here.

If you are too cheap to buy the latest Play Boy magazine to see the pics of Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon aKa Fancy but curious, click here. (although these are sooooo hot on so many levels, I am mad she went out like this)

The first 2 links I stumbled on while sitting on my ass surfing late Saturday night & the 3rd was sent to me via Negro Blogger Cluizel; (THANKS).

Why You Wanna Make Me Go There

If you want to get pissed off while laughing, click here

If you want to get pissed off & then bitch slap the next mutha you see, click here

I found both of theses sites had links to my blog when I was checking my latest vistor & link stats. Talk about a surprise! Some people just do not have shit else better to do than be ignint’. Shit likes this contributes to my racial exhaustion but also makes me wanna fight for the cause!