A Few Questions

More questions than answers leaves me fucked up but still I must ask.

• Why come Morgan Freeman was driving down a dark road with a jump off companion the other day, ain't he married. I think he was getting a little head & lost control, literally?
• Why come the "Housewives of Atlanta" is going to be a hot ghetto mess but I'm gonna watch?
• Why come the Windsor Ontario border agents look like inbreed hillbillies from Tennessee? And why do they search me every time I cross the border?
• Why come Mary Woodson threw grits on Al Green instead of oatmeal?
• Why come summer can't last until the end of Sept or at least until my birthday?
• Why come I farted in the bed the other day while sleeping with the covers over my head? It was one hot dutch oven!
• Why come we don't have flying cars like on the "Jetson's" like we are supposed to?
• Why come Olympic athletes continue to dope up? And why come they have not figured out that cheaters never win and have not learned from Marion Jones?
• Why come my momma hung up in my face today after she asked me to pray for her & I told her no? I said it nicely...
• Why come "You Know You Dead Azz Wrong" is my new most favoritest blog? Thx for putting me up on it Invisible Woman!
• Why come I found a whole decaying fish in my backyard yesterday?
• Why come Les Nubians ain't out with a new album yet?
• Why come people believe that the missing little precious white girl in FL is still alive? She's dead HELLO & her trifling ass momma did it!!!!!
• Why come I love watching Nancy Grace on CNN? I hate her voice, I hate her expressions but I love her drama & how she is not afraid to go there. I guess I just answered my own damn question.
• Why come I am mad as hell that Carolyn Cheeks-Kilpatrick won the Democratic 13 US congressional nomination & I don't live anywhere near the 14th district? And why come Detroit likes to keep these fools in office, do they not realize that Detroit is becoming a 3rd world country within the US?