Water Closet
My office is next to the ladies room @ work & it so gets on my nerves. The toilet is flushed every 3 minutes WHOOOOOOSH & all the gossip I hear is ridiculous. The really sad thing is, I can tell sometimes who's in there setting it off because I have become very good at decoding fart patterns.
Labels: Hmmmm, Hot Ass Mess
posted by Bygbaby at
11:48 PM
13 Comments:
Yuck - lol!
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Darius T. Williams, at Thursday, April 10, 2008 9:21:00 AM EDT
LOL! We DO flush a lot. Don't you know it's polite to sometimes do a "courtesy flush"? ;)
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Carla, at Thursday, April 10, 2008 10:55:00 AM EDT
Nasty! lol
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Invisible Woman, at Thursday, April 10, 2008 4:04:00 PM EDT
LOL - @ decoding fart patterns.
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AJ, at Thursday, April 10, 2008 4:25:00 PM EDT
Ewwwwww dat right der is too much information Bruh!LOL
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Erica C., at Thursday, April 10, 2008 4:34:00 PM EDT
I am so mad at that...LOL!!!
By
Meikmeika, at Thursday, April 10, 2008 7:06:00 PM EDT
Wow...this post brings back the bad memory of walking into the restroom after someone's horrible number two moment; and I have to immediately sprint upstairs to the third floor restroom....cuz there is no way I can inhale the putrid stench while I handle my business.
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shay, at Thursday, April 10, 2008 7:20:00 PM EDT
dag man lol
i don't have anything to say for that
it sounds like that's pretty bad though
By
James Tubman, at Thursday, April 10, 2008 8:46:00 PM EDT
That pic is wrong on so many levels.
EWwwwww..you can decode fart patterns.
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Smitty, at Thursday, April 10, 2008 11:26:00 PM EDT
Your responses have been fucking me up!!!
Erica C - A courtesy flush???
Shay, that's nasty. maybe one day next week, I will do a vlog & talk about the drama in the mens room at my job & dealing with a giant white sasquatch.
Smitty & AJ - I may try to sale my code to the gubament.
Bygbaby
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Bygbaby, at Friday, April 11, 2008 1:30:00 AM EDT
Erica C - A courtesy flush???
Do people not know what a "courtesy flush" is?
OK, since that was originally my comment about the courtesy flush thing, I figure I should explain.
A courtesy flush is a toilet flush one gives while still on the throne. It's usually given while in the midst of a terrible smelling #2 that's happening in a public place, like the office.
See, when you (as a courtesy) flush halfway through your doo-doo session, the smell goes down the toilet along with the offending poo. That keeps the smell from traveling throughout each and every stall and up the nostrils of helpless victims who only just wanted to pee, or fix their makeup or whatever.
So if you're not already doing so, subscribe to the "courtesy flush" mentality. Because when doing so, everyone wins!
Oh, I should mention that it's not good to do on one of those toilets that kinda sprays water a little bit. Yuck! :-@
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Carla, at Friday, April 11, 2008 1:36:00 PM EDT
Ooohhhh I wasn't going to go here, but what the hell.
I worked in a building where, stupidly enough, the mens restroom was right smack dab next to the elevator--you face the elevator, you can reach out and touch the mens room door on the right.
I was almost the last to leave the building one day and was waiting for the *really* slow elevator. I heard somebody ripping it UP in the bathroom (I mean really ripping it up--shamelessly ripping it up), and a few mins later, the dean of our college (whose office is in the bldg where mine was) walks out.
Needless to say, I did not hear the sink running afterwards. ;-)
Have you ever had to de-fumigate your office? I know that hallway was ALWAYS jacked up.
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Tamra, at Friday, April 11, 2008 6:21:00 PM EDT
Carla - My bad, I can't keep up. Shit, I do not even know how old I am... So I attempted to do a courtesy flush today & got sprayed Thx Carla! My ass did not fell good being moist!!!
Tamra - Talk about loss of respect! That was way nasty!!! It has not gotten funky yet & I am hoping that it never happens!
Bygbaby
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Bygbaby, at Sunday, April 13, 2008 10:23:00 PM EDT
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