All Up In My Business
So here you is:
- I pee in the shower & have since I was like 10. The first time Suite Suzy & I showered together I slipped up & peed on her leg. Needless to say, I shower alone most times.
- I love Sinead O’Connor; weird I know but my dad put me up on her around the same time he put me up on John Coltrane.
- When I was 12, I got a Jheri Curl & I think it was the worst one in Detroit, shit maybe in the Midwest! My shit was like a wet ass afro & my pillows were fucked up because my cap never stayed on while I was sleep.
- My left eye is a little lazy thanks to bad genes from my dad. On his side there are many of us with varying degrees lazy eyedness (is that a word).
- I know how to illegally reconnect electricity to a house & had to do it for myself once when I was single (way back when). I got away with it for about 4 months & was cold busted.
- My favorite cereal is Raisin Bran & I can eat at least 3 bowls in one sitting. When I was a kids, Cap’n Crunch Crunch Berrys was my poison of choice, now it’s too sweet.
- I once considered getting circumcised in my twenties to have a “sexier look” & by the insistence of my father (he got circ’d @ the age of 30). After talking to an urologist about the process, benefits & risks, not to mention not being able to get busy for a month, I said fuck that. At that point I decided to have an elephant trunk until the day I die.
Tagged....Here are the rules:
Ok.. So, here are the rules: (1) Link to the person that tagged you. (2) Post the rules on your blog. (3) Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself. (4) Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs. (5) Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog. Now let's have some fun.
Stephen Bess (Morphological Confetti)
Liz (Los Angelista's Guide To The Pursuit Of Happiness)
Shanna (The Luscious Librarian)
Erica C (Paths Not Taken)
James Tubman (The Tubman Solution)
Jose Vilson (The Jose Vilson)
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14 Comments:
How can I come up with six things as out the box as yours? You are killing me! Peeing on her leg??? Oh hell no!
Let me sleep on it and I'll see what I can come up with in the morning.
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Los Angelista, at Friday, February 8, 2008 4:11:00 AM EST
dude this is a-mazing. i won't beat this for sure ...
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jose, at Friday, February 8, 2008 5:56:00 AM EST
hahahahahaha
that's some funny stuff
i guess since you stepped out there i got to do the same thing too
never really listened to sinead o connor but i hear she has a song about marcus garvey (go figure)
coltrane is definately my favorite jazz musician (giant steps is my favorite trane album)
and i definately need to talk to you about that "hook up" you got
maybe you can give some pointers lol
thanx bruh
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James Tubman, at Friday, February 8, 2008 7:59:00 AM EST
Awwww, I don't know if there are 6 interesting things about me. But, I can definitely say that showering by yourself is a good decision. Spontaneous excretions are not cool...not cool.
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Luscious Librarian, at Friday, February 8, 2008 8:47:00 AM EST
TMI!!! LOL...
Of course Sinead O'Connor is cool!
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Tamra, at Friday, February 8, 2008 9:15:00 AM EST
peeing in the shower?!?! Uhhh - yuck -you're nasty - lol. I couldn't imagine.
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Darius T. Williams, at Friday, February 8, 2008 9:17:00 AM EST
Liz - You always amaze so I know you will have no problem!
Jose - Step your game up!!!
James - LOL. I can mos def share my technique, what kind of eletric converter do you have?
Luscious Librarian - If there were not at least six things, how luscious could you be??? Talk to us.....
Tamra - I know, I know but...
Darius - Don't front, I bet you have an Irish Spring every morning!!! LOL
Bygbaby
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Bygbaby, at Friday, February 8, 2008 9:31:00 AM EST
Peeing in the shower is nasty. And to pee on your wife. You lucky cause I would have knocked you out. Yuck! Bad as that man on JoJo Dancer asking the woman to pee on him. Eww. That is a kinda bad habit.
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Shai, at Friday, February 8, 2008 5:10:00 PM EST
Im glad (and Im sure you are too) that you didnt get circumscized - you know youda lost about 200+ nerve endings in the process! I dated a dude that had to get circumscized at the age of 26 and he wasnt happy with the results. He said, "They took somethin from me, man."
LOL
L
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Lola Gets, at Friday, February 8, 2008 5:20:00 PM EST
Shai - My thing is why waste water & it is all going the same place, so I choose to kill two birds with one stone. Golden showers out of the shower are nasty & not fun. I once was sprayed & pissed off because I git pissed on but that is a long story.
Lola - The loss of sensation was a big thing & not worth it at all! I have read online about men getting circumcision reversals & in the Netherlands, there was something going on that would make the practice illegal as some considered it to be genital mutilation & in a sense it is. Not as barbaric as female circumcision but it is unnatural & unnecessary. People need to read up before they fuck up their son's penises.
Bygbaby
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Bygbaby, at Saturday, February 9, 2008 12:47:00 PM EST
"Needless to say, I shower alone most times." That is priceless! I guess that peeing thing does tend to save 1.6 gallons of water since you don't need a separate flush...
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The Second Sixty-Eight, at Saturday, February 9, 2008 3:03:00 PM EST
Oh yeah. And ALL Jheri Curls were bad. ALL of them!
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The Second Sixty-Eight, at Saturday, February 9, 2008 3:03:00 PM EST
Thanks for playing along. I got more than I bargained for on some of those answers! lol
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Renea, at Saturday, February 9, 2008 11:31:00 PM EST
lol! That was funny! You're funny, raw, and honest writer. You know what...I already did this one before so it would be a repeat. I haven't come up with any new quirks, but I will post as I recognize them or others point them out. :)
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Stephen Bess, at Saturday, February 9, 2008 11:34:00 PM EST
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