My Man Tits & My Precious

Last Thursday I finally broke down & got a membership at my local Powerhouse gym. Over the last 2 months I was debating on if I was going to join because I was not sure that I would be disciplined enough to accomplish a weight loss goal.

I guess looking in the mirror at my little man tits gave me motivation to drop 460 bucks to drop some pounds. Suite Suzy calls them stage 1 tits.

It has been less than a week & I am already feeling the positive benefits of working out. My energy level has increased, I have noticed a more positive mood & best of all, I have dropped 3 pounds already.

My routine consists of doing 11 circuit weight machines then rounding out with 20 minutes on an elliptical machine, which takes me about 1½ hours. And let me tell you, I have mos def been feeling the burn! I think in the next few weeks I will be use to the feeling & my muscles will be less sore.

So now that my good news is out, it is time for the bad.

• I am drinking much more water & now I am peeing all the damn time.
• When I work out, I fart almost out of control. Luckily there is a lot of noise & blowing air. I hope no one finds me out.
• I LOST MY WEDDING RING @ THE GYM!!! Yes, I lost it yesterday & I am totally devastated. I took it off placed it in my gym bag then locked it up. This morning when I checked my bag for it, it was nowhere to be found. I called the gym & no one turned it in & this evening when I went to work out, I asked again & still nothing.

Now I have to decide if I am going to file a claim to get a new ring or just go without. This is actually the 2nd ring that I have lost s I am like over replacing rings. The first time, it slipped off my finger when I fell up (yes I fell up) some stairs at work in a parking garage. After searching for it for 2 hours under cars, behind tires & up & down the stair well with Suite Suzy, we called off the mission.

Anyway, I will make periodic updates on my gym status so stay tuned for a less byg bygbaby.