Mayo: Put it in Your Mouth
Last week I was watching one of my favorite stupid movies that pokes fun of race; Undercover Brother & since you read my blog, I just know you have seen it at some point.In the movie there is one scene that absolutely grosses me out while I am laughing like a mutha fucka & that is the scene when the unprogrammed Brother reluctantly eats mayonnaise drenched sandwich fed to him by the white mans secret weapon the she devil. There were a few other mayo references in the film all pointing to the race myth that white people love mayo, while Black people would rather die than eat sandwich laced with the thick creamy Gonorrhea discharge like jiggly substance.
“If you're going to fit in to white America, you're gonna have to learn to like MAYONNAISE!”
Thinking about this food myth got me to thinking why it is out there & also I wanted to poll you to see how you feel about mayo.
I have many friends who absolutely hate it while I enjoy it in salads & sandwiches. Now I'm rhetorically wondering if my like for mayo is a way to make me feel connected with the “mainstream”.
While Googleing I found that a major mayonnaise manufacturer refused to buy commercial time based upon the perception that "Black people don't eat mayonnaise." (National Association of Black Owned Broadcasters, Spring Conference, 1997, page 2 of report (FCC | Source))
So anyway, tell me, do you like mayo & what do you think about this food myth???
One the flip side, if you hate mayo, how do you feel about Miracle Whip?
Labels: At The Movies, Black Issues, Blackanomics, Hmmmm, Pop Culture



21 Comments:
I used to HATE mayonnaise. But then again I am not a huge fan of any of the white unidentifiable substance we add to food (sour cream, mayo, plain yogurt)
But since I love tuna fish (yum!) I will entertain small amounts of Miracle Whip...that is all. If I could throw barbeque sauce instead of mayo and get the same taste on my tuna...trust I would. lol
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Cluizel, at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 8:52:00 AM EDT
Okay, this is kind of wierd but this is the Mindspill.
I personally don't mind mayo. I would rather have Miracle Whip. If I go to the store I will buy Miracle Whip, but if I am at a resturant and they don't serve MW I will settle for light mayo. I don't know if that makes a difference but it makes me feel better.
Peace
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Michelle W., at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 9:20:00 AM EDT
I hate mayo - I'll eat it if that's all that's there though. I am a miracle whip baby...or like my grandmother (RIP) - I like sanwich spread. I still don't know what sandwich spread is...but, that's all she ate.
I can't eat a cheeseburger without mayo...nor can I eat a ham & cheese sanwich without the stuff. I make seafood salads, pasta salads, and even tuna...all with miracle whip.
-DTW
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Darius T. Williams, at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 9:30:00 AM EDT
You know, I was never away of that particular stereotype. I mean, I love Mayo - maybe "The Man" has already gotten to me?..lol
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The Humanity Critic, at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 10:01:00 AM EDT
I HATE mayonnaise! Just like cluizel said in her comment, I eat small amounts of miracle whip because I like tuna & egg salad.....but trust it is very dry when I make it.
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Paula D., at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 10:41:00 AM EDT
I never ate mayo as a kid, only miracle whip. My mother didn't buy mayo and I guess that was strange for a white woman. I had a friend "Shell" growing up and she didn't like to eat anything white. I don't think it had anything to do with the food myth. When AIDS became public knowledge she told me of a rumor about this Burger King by our house being torn down. She said that one of the workers had AIDS and was jacking off in the mayo so they had to tear the restaurant down and rebuild it. This was a suburban legend. At that point in my life I avoided mayo and tartar sauce for a while but that was more to avoid community aquired diseases. I don't mind a little "safe" mayo in a sandwich or a salad. Big globs of mayo are nasty as hell and should not be consumed by any race.
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Suite Suzy, at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 10:46:00 AM EDT
Ill...I came back here and the pic of mayo and the spoon made me shutter. Ugh.
SS - ill!!!
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Cluizel, at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:50:00 AM EDT
i like mayo on sandwiches , and in potato salad with reasonable not globs of mayo . I do not eat many sandwiches now because of the salty meat . but I heart potato salad.... Everybody should cook at home , i love to cook i hate eating out , probably because i can't see who is doing what to the food. remember that m&m song , about spitting in burger king !!
Undercover brother is one of my favorite movies of all time ...
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byrdparker, at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 12:15:00 PM EDT
hmmm. don't eat mayo cuz it doesn't taste like anything. plus, i saw this french acquaintance make it once. it's nothing but whipped oil and eggs. ick.
i'm a miracle whip and sandwich spread baby!! best BELIEVE my potato salad is the BOMB!!!
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sunsail, at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 2:56:00 PM EDT
See I like Miracle Whip on sammichs.LOL. And Mayo in dishes like potato salad.
Dang, dude, I am glad I just had my fish with tartar sauce before I read this. LOL. The reference about what Mayo looks like was just Yuck! LOL.
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Shai, at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 3:26:00 PM EDT
I never grew up eating it. So, I rarely use it now. Also, with that visual you gave us I may never eat it again!
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Miz JJ, at Tuesday, June 26, 2007 6:59:00 PM EDT
Yall got me cracking the fuck up!
I know all about sandwich spread & actually have not had any since I don't know when. My mom used to put that shit on any & all sandwiches even fried egg sandwiches.
In my house we have light mayo & Suite Suzy is swearing up & down that I refuse to eat Miracle Whip but I do not remember. Whatever the case, I do not glob it on anything, that just sounds so nasty.
Bygbaby
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Bygbaby, at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 9:49:00 AM EDT
Mayo, yucky! too much of it makes me sick and I grew up with Miracle Whip too. I like it better because it has a little tanginess to it. I use Miracle Whip in potato salad but will occasionally buy mayo when a recipe like crab cakes or spinach and artichoke dip calls for it but then the leftover just sit in the regrigerator.
I don't put mayo on sandwiches when I eat then, it's just added calories. Mustard packs much more punch with a fraction of the calories. The ONLY time I will eat mayo is when it comes on a Whopper, and then I add more ketchup and mix it in the mayo on the top of the burger and then add more ketchup on the bottom.....
Now, ketchup.... that is a condiment that I could write about! When are you doing a post about ketchup!?!?!?
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RedDredPrincess, at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 1:02:00 PM EDT
RDP - Baby, please do not get me started on Ketchup. I cannot handle ketchup at all. I hate the way it looks & smells.
My kids love the stuff & try to drown fries in it. I always have to stop them because it looks so gross!
This is a little weird but I hate tomatoes but love salsa! I hate tomatoes but if it is real fresh I can eat one on a Whopper.
I am happy that you brought up Whoppers because they are the shit. When I have it my way, I get mayo, mustard onions & lettuce only + cheese cut in half. Mmmmmmm I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.
Bygbaby
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Bygbaby, at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 1:08:00 PM EDT
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Hurry up and post more stuff so I won't accidentally scroll down and see Mayonnaise.
::throwing up in mouth::
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Cluizel, at Wednesday, June 27, 2007 2:32:00 PM EDT
Ok, ketchup is distigusting.
I used to hate mayonnaise, but Ive started liking it more the older I become. I prefer full-fat Hellmans on sandwiches and when I make a salad, like curried chicken salad (damn, I need to make that again, lol). I find that mayo imparts a rich, dairyish flavor, and adds texture as well.
My grandmother swears by Miracle Whip though. And Im not sure what "sandwich spread" is (is it that thousand-island-esque crap??) but it sounds gross.
Now MUSTARD is the bomb! I prefer Gouldens for my Hebrew National hot dogs (hey theyre approved by God!). But when I make a dijon dressing, I use a French mustard (cant remember the name).
Interesting post!
:)
L
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Lola Gets, at Thursday, June 28, 2007 12:20:00 PM EDT
@Lola...
Ketchup is disgusting...? you must be out of your mind. LOL
Ketchup is the bomb. Now that catsup sh*t. I don't know wtf that is it taste like a tomato was run over by a car and the remains were scrapped off of the road and put in a bottle for the world to suffer throug. ugh. Tomato road kill, thats what I'll call it.
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Michelle W., at Thursday, June 28, 2007 12:45:00 PM EDT
i luuuuuuuuv mayo! I can't help it, always have - always will. I like it drenched on my sandwiches and everything else it should go on! :) and for the record, I'm definitely black! lol
Now - I did have a cousin who used to order from mcdonalds like this:
"I want a number 2 with no pickles and add miracle whip" i never quite got that until i learned about this myth. lol
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dcsavvystar, at Thursday, June 28, 2007 6:48:00 PM EDT
I have been giggling my ass off reading through these comments... I had never heard of the "myth".. 'course, I'm so white that white people call me whitey.. so maybe that has something to do with it. I'm just not in the loop. LOL
So from a "white" perspective - Hellman's is the only mayo that will do. Don't glob it on anything, that's just nasty.. and it's usually only mixed with tuna/salmon/egg/potato salads or spread on chicken/turkey or club sandwiches. (Sammichs..LOL.. that's too cute...) Miracle Whip is just.. weird. And Light anything just sucks the joy out. Oh, and I hear McChoke's "special sauce" is ketchup and mayo, but I've also heard it's thousand island dressing.. so whutever.
Bygbaby - love your blog. You're adorable. Feel free to visit mine some time. I'm here 'cause of a google search for eyebrows. So if you're looking up who's searching for what and giving you hits from it.. I'm the eyebrow one, not one of the weird pervy ones that always seem to pop up. ;)
Love n' kisses,
Trish
http://incoherent-ish.blogspot.com
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Trish, at Wednesday, July 25, 2007 11:31:00 PM EDT
Thx for hitting me up again Trish aKa Whitey! I wonder how in the world did I come up in a eyebrow search, very funny.
Light does suck sometimes but I found very little difference here surprisingly. Otherwise I am all about enjoying the fat in most foods.
I will most def hit you up.
Peace,
Bygbaby
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Bygbaby, at Wednesday, July 25, 2007 11:38:00 PM EDT
You know, I totally forgot what I was looking for with that search when I found your blog - I got THAT caught up in the myth of mayo. LOL
Gotta enjoy the fat, hon... one of my most favourite quotes (and I wish I knew who first said it so I could give credit where credit is due) is: “Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up; totally worn out; smiling broadly and loudly proclaiming: Wow! What a ride! Let's do it again!”
;)
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Trish, at Friday, July 27, 2007 12:44:00 AM EDT
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