Thursday, May 24, 2007

Talkin' Bout Dick, Nuts & Pussy

I saw this shit on Crunk & Disorderly today & cracked the fuck up. I wish this show came on in my city because I would watch every damn episode.

This bitch woman of distinction is straight up going off on them educated hoes.

Have you ever heard of Alexyss Tylor? I am digging the southern accent & aviator hat.

Alexyss, you got it going on boo!


Ladies on this 2nd clip Alexyss talks about the powerful dick. Is what she is saying true? Have you ever had to slap anyone in the face because you got set off that right?

You can see more of Alexyss' videos on You Tube here. BTW, if you are fucking off @ work reading my blog, but on yo' headphones or close your office door.

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posted by Tafari at 1:04 PM

12 Comments:

  • ROTFLMAO. That was so funny and thanks for the headsup on the headphones because as usual I am at work slacking off.

    Great Post

    By Blogger Michelle W., at Thursday, May 24, 2007 2:38:00 PM EDT  

  • LMAO...wow. I'm with Michelle W...thank goodness for headphones!

    By Blogger Cluizel, at Thursday, May 24, 2007 2:53:00 PM EDT  

  • Oh Lord, HOW IN THE WORLD have you guys missed this!? Bygbaby, every now and then I throw in a quote from this "highly-acclaimed" (LOL) series on my own blog. For instance, "a man like that is in "Predator mode" (lmao).

    I'll be honest, it is quite evident that she is a few eggs short of a dozen, but some of that stuff she says is right on the money...she just says it in a mildly insane way. lol

    I posted it on my blog about a month ago and I SWEAR, I must have watched it every day for a week....and everytime, I was on the floor laughing. I'm trying to wait for a few more weeks before I watch it again...so, I can get that same effect as the first time...damn, sounds like crack.

    By Anonymous Sugar, at Saturday, May 26, 2007 12:58:00 PM EDT  

  • Michelle W & Cluziel - Shit we gotta keep our jobs! Who wants to be canned for being ghetto onthe clock.

    Sugar, she is a little off but she is spitting some truth for real. Suite Suzy & I have watched almost all of her videos on you tube & have been cracking up & agreeing.

    I asked Suite Suzy if I can hit that bottom last night & she told me to get out of her face. I will try again tonight; my dick pwer will prevail LOL

    Bygbaby

    By Blogger Bygbaby, at Saturday, May 26, 2007 5:42:00 PM EDT  

  • ROFLMAO!!!...I've gotta find the rest of her videos...she telling the truth too!! Hmmm...maybe that's why my hubby ain't around, that time I slapped him...ROFLOL!!!...(((HUGS)))..
    ....just me...daez

    By Blogger daez, at Monday, May 28, 2007 4:11:00 PM EDT  

  • Bygbaby,

    Mannnn...
    I don't know where you found that woman, but I'm damned sure glad I wasn't checking that out at work or I'd be collecting unemployment right about now. Sis is wack, but she's a riot. She oughta be on stage somewhere. That act needs to be on the road.

    BTW, just so's you know, my wife and I dropped by the Black Expo today (Memorial Day) and we swung by your booth. I didn't have any of my own cards so I left one of my wife's cards with my name on it stuck inside one of your yellow notepads. By any chance did you get it? Anyway, sorry I missed you. But I did want you to know I was there.

    Easy.

    By Anonymous Keith, at Monday, May 28, 2007 9:47:00 PM EDT  

  • Daez, home girl is off the chain & has me rolling, I have been talking about her all weekend.

    Keith, I did get you card & was mad I missed you. My booth neighbor said I missed you by at least 5 minutes. I decided to sleep in today & was not pressed to get to the expo & 10am. It was a long weekend!!!

    Bygbaby

    By Blogger Bygbaby, at Monday, May 28, 2007 10:35:00 PM EDT  

  • So it's 2 am in LA and I can't sleep...just watched that twice and then woke my husband up to make him watch it. That is the best laugh I've had in a couple of days. The look on the face of the woman sitting there with her is priceless.

    My husband thinks I should throw a house beat behind some of her choice phrases and then sell the record. He thinks I'd make millions.

    By Blogger Liz, at Sunday, June 10, 2007 5:17:00 AM EDT  

  • Liz - OMG, my wife & I watched this so many times & funny thing is, last night I was on youtube watching more of her videos trying to figure out how I could "hit the bottom"! Somewhere in her message is the truth but you kinda have to cut through some of the foolishness.

    On your last note, somebody beat you to the punch, her is a link to some powerful pussy beats:

    Vagina Power Dance Remix: http://tinyurl.com/2er7bl

    Dick'll Make You Loose Control: http://tinyurl.com/2gaf7x

    If you do a remix, please post it!!!

    Bygbaby

    By Blogger Bygbaby, at Sunday, June 10, 2007 11:44:00 PM EDT  

  • Ok, I just watched some more of our girl Alexyss. That other woman is her mama! Wowzer. I can't even imagine sending the link to this to my mom.

    Yeah, I think much of what she is saying is really true even if she's a little over dramatic when she's saying it. And dang it, someone beat me to the mix. I think I like this one the best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnd-jc4iZJg

    By Blogger Liz, at Monday, June 11, 2007 2:53:00 AM EDT  

  • When I heard her call her mom, I was like OMG, I cannot believe it!!! that had me rolling.

    That video is hilarious. I need to put it on my iPod for when I need a laugh on the go.

    Bygbaby

    By Blogger Bygbaby, at Monday, June 11, 2007 11:24:00 AM EDT  

  • Man, I finally heard this woman and liked her so much, I became her friend on MySpace! Anyone who has the courage to talk like that around her momma is someone I got to have in my life! (to a small degree that is, lol)
    L

    By Blogger Lola Gets, at Monday, June 11, 2007 1:00:00 PM EDT  

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